Soooo yeah I haven't been posting here for a while... kinda let alot of things lapse. I am now ginormously pregnant and cursing every day that isn't my due date. we're having a boy and if he comes on time it'll be a damn aries.. I'm so boned. After much debate and overuse of veto power the name has been chosen, he will be Robert Lee Micheal Leonard. Yeah I know the two middle name thing is odd but hey, at least he'll REALLY know when he's in trouble lol. Sorry for those of you trying to reach me, life has been a little odd. I'm usually on yahoo in the afternoons and weekends ( ryakitten ) so you should be able to catch me there.

later kids

I've been getting alot done on the house.... And my seedlings are all sprouting :) this makes me a very happy camper. As soon as my babies are old enough I will never again use storebought basil and sage. As I can afford to I have plans to build windowboxes to put other herbs in and place them in the correct windows for the right light exposure. My Gardenia plant is thriving on the den coffee table, it gets the perfect indirect light it needs there. Not to mention it looks lovely, so fresh and alive. I've never been much for cut flowers, by the time they get to you they're really already dead. How is giving someone seomthing dead a romantic gesture? I much prefer live plants. Doesn't matter if they make flowers or just pretty leaves or veggies.... they are living and a sign of dedication. To my way of thinking it's a way to say " tend this and my heart and both will bloom " ... and for guys giving the plant is much easier than giving the words, and means so much more.

Just finished season 3 of LOST.... What the everloving fuck is going on??? The more I watch of this the more confused I am... and I love it lol.... I can't wait for season 4 to come out. I'm going to re-watch the whole mess with Brad... maybe he'll see things I missed and lessen my confusion.. not bloody likely but a girl can dream lol.

Up to episode 12 now.... The more I watch of this the more I want to take a big heavy clue bat to John's head ( character.... yes I know not a real person but still... ) When an unknown computer tells you to push a button if hostiles have overtaken..... You Don't Push The Button!!!!!!! Sheesh man... poor cow....

I am currently working my way through season three of LOST and am having much with the wtf and such moments... I love it!!! I'm only up to episode 8 but I see much with the confusion coming my way... Current favorite character is Desmond the crazy scot. I can't really explain why but he just always makes me chuckle even when all is dire :)

I am at this moment cursing my lack of a faster internet connection... oh it's fine for most things but I'm trying to download LOST season 3.... it's over 3gigs... I'm going to be downloading until season four hits tv dammit lol. I am also impatiently awaiting the next season of Heroes and Dexter... I'm such the dvr junkie anymore, it's terrible really.. wonder if they have a twelve step for that.. " Hello my name is Kitten and I'm a DVR junkie "

Buahahahahahaha I can now post from an im window... oh the odd things that will undoubtedly occur!!

And yet more warning labels/signs that make my brain hurt.....


"Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted." -- On a sign at a railroad station.

ok.. My question here is how do you prosecute them if they're dead.......

"Warning: May contain nuts." -- On a package of peanuts.

A package of peanuts may contain nuts??? OMG!! I wondered why I was using my epi pen so much.....

"Warning! This is not underwear! Do not attempt to put in pants."-- On the packaging for a wristwatch.

Oh my dear gods.. You have to be kidding me.. They actually had to TELL someone this??????

"Optional modem required." -- On a computer software package.

If it's optional.. why is it required??? Is that like the voluntary mandatory overtime at a place I used to work?

"Do not use near fire, flame, or sparks." -- On an "Aim-n-Flame" fireplace lighter.

Then WHY am I buying it again????

"Please keep out of children." -- On a butcher knife.

Actually.... that one makes alot of sense to me...........................

"Warning: Riders of personal watercraft may suffer injury due to the forceful injection of water into body cavities either by falling into the water or while mounting the craft." -- In the manual for a jetski.

That would explain the sexual harrassment lawsuit... **** vs Lake Meade......

"Warning: Do not climb inside this bag and zip it up. Doing so will cause injury and death." -- A label inside a protective bag (for fragile objects), which measures 15cm by 15cm by 12cm.

Ummm.. yeah... I gotta wonder who thought up/tried that one.. It must have been someone very very small......

"Do not use intimately." -- On a tube of deodorant.

Err... Ever get that Not So Fresh Feeling....?


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That's all for now kids... please.. make the bad people stop......

So yeah I got my room clean... well ok it's almost all done but hey.. 4 large trash bags kids... yes.. FOUR! and like I said.. almost done.... apparently my carpet in here is purple. I always thought it was brown. Silly me lol. And I have a nifty new webcam... so now people can actually SEE me!!!! whoa!! No longer just a fuzzy vaugly Rya shaped blur. This could really make a dent in my followers but them's the breaks.

and now on to what's rotting in my cesspool of a brain.....

Warning labels. we've all seen them, wondered at them.
Why would they need to put on a curling iron that you're not to put it in any orifice? Did someone decide their tounge needed more flair? Or perhaps they thought the heat would help clear up that not so fresh feeling.....

Why would there be this warning on a clothing iron : Not for internal Use. Well fucking duh! But you gotta wonder... who did this? You know someone did.. you know it and it scares you.

Why do they feel the need to warn you that a blowdryer should not be used while sleeping.... Who did this and HOW? DId they rig it with something holding down the trigger so it would stay on?

And on all of the above items they warn you that they will be hot while in use... Umm.. I thought that was the point? I was under the impression that's why people bought these items. Perhaps I've been wrong all these years.. or maybe I'm just surrounded by morons..

Warning on a toy my daughter got for xmas... Chocking Hazard! Ok kids this is a felt pad with two velcro balls.. you throw the balls at the pad and they stick right? Right. The balls are apparently the choking hazard.. they wouldn't even fit in MY mouth, much less hers.. How in the hell is this a choking hazard? SHE CAN'T GET THEM IN HER MOUTH!

BAH!

Feel free to comment with warning labels that have made your brain lock up and crash worse than a windows PC...

I'm bored. Bored with my computer, with the phone, with being limited to forms of communication that stop just short of real live person. I'm the kind of person that needs human contact and withers without it. Yes I have my children to care for and be cared fpr in return but it's not the same. I need someone there next to me when I wake screaming and sweating from a nightmare memory. I need someone to share things that make me laugh WHEN they make me laugh. I know I'm not perfect. I know I have my flaws/quirks/etc. I'm just tired of apologizing for them. I've trod a long hard road to come back from a hellish relationship and I know I'm not all the way back yet. I let him take alot from me that was nearly intrinsic to who and what I am. I know I'll never get all of it back or be who I was before, but there is alot of who that was that I want back. Those of you that have known me long enough know what I'm talking about. Maybe it's just me, maybe it's the 3am blues, hell maybe it's the nyquil talking ( nasty head cold ) but I want more than what it seems I'm alloted. Call me greedy if you want but I'm never, ever going to settle again.

Our story tonight begins with a 2 year old carbon copy of her mommy, a neurotic cat, a small tub of vasoline, a plate of spaghetti and a distracted Mom..... scared yet?



My sweet innocent-looking baby girl was playing quietly.. I was making dinner, the cat was sleeping, the dog was outside having his dinner and her brother was doing his homework. Nice homey little scene.. Until after her plate was served and I went back into the kitchen to put the pasta up so it wouldn't clump. I come back out to find the cat yowling for rescue, an orange strangely greasy/slippery daughter and my son is rolling on the floor laughing so hard he can barely breathe. Folks I wish the batteries in my camera weren't dead. This was a scene of devastation and destruction that gave the impression of a fuming horde of rampaging noodle-trolls out for vengance. But no, it was really a little girl that decided that kitty needed a new hairdo. She ( apparently ) got ahold of the vasoline, mixed it with her spaghetti and was " washing " the poor poor cat. I can hear the kitty-therapy bill mounting. Needless to say she and kitty both got baths and that she was the only one happy with this idea. I have only one more thing to say about this.... Damn you mom for cursing me with a child that is Just Like Me!!!!!


I'm limping off to recover now.. I may have flashbacks

Yes it's an actual typed post from me kids.. please restrain yourselves... I won't be responsible for random acts of giddyness. I'm reading through the backlog to see what you all have been up to while I've been on hiatus. I haven't forgotten you all... I've just needed the quiet time to get myself and my life back into gear. I'm not entirely sure where I got derailed or even how. Brenna and Aric are growing up so fast!!! Aric is 7 now and almost to my shoulder ( I'm 6ft tall.. you figure it out ) he's still skinny and hollow from the neck down and wants to know everything about everything about everything. I'm so proud of him. He's still got the same open loving heart he always has and is a very patient big brother even when his sister is doing her best to drive us all mad. Yes I know it's a short trip so keep the snarky comments to a minimum lol. Brenna is also growing far too fast. She's 2 now and about 34in tall. She's such a little cutie! All big brown eyes golden curls and a wicked grin... Yes except the hair she's a carbon of me. I'll be posting new pics of both of them very soon so you can all bask in the wonder that is my evildoers :)


I'll post more later after I'm done reading through the backlog. Hope all of you are doing well and taking a few minutes each day to do something silly for no real reason. If you don't, try it, it's fun.

I found a client so now all you lucky people get the long awaited ( By me at least) post right from my lazy butt lounging on the couch playing with my pda JOY!!

Ok so I got talked into setting up a myspace account... yeah I'm really regretting that now. I get TONS upon tons of crap email daily from ignorant fucktards that can't even spell " you " properly. Come on now people!!! Why is it so hard to spell and speak/type with proper grammar or at LEAST something resembling english? And when was it decided that just because you're female and own a webcam that you have a desire to see some cameljockey's deformed cock on your screen??? What the FUCK people!!! Have we really de-volved that far? And don't even get me started on the poor excuses for primitive molds that hit on me at work. I am NOT there for their amusement. I am there to do my damn job, which I am damn good at. I dress nicely and carry myself well because I am AT WORK. You and your cousin billyjoebobgeorge jr can fuck the hell of with your camo overalls and green furry teeth. GAH!!!!!!!!!!!!


More to come, stay tuned kids!!