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Babblings of a Mad Kitten

I Shall Spork Thee Fearsomely!!

Created on 2002-08-21 15:50:10 (#676843), last updated 2008-02-23

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Name:	Rya Kitten
Birthdate:	1979-06-01

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I tend to exist solely on caffeine and nicotine while making pretty pictures for absolutely no reason on my computer. I have a very low moron tolerance and have been known to mutter dire expletives while wading through the cyberslut infested waters of anything that resembles a chatroom.

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	ryakitten User Number: 676843 Date Created:08/21/2002 Number of Posts: 156
Rya is an unpredictable nutjob that wanders about randomly sporking people and threatening them with rubber chickens.
Strengths: Warped sick twisted demented sense of humor, stubborn streak 3 miles wide, cooks well, practices random acts of kindness
Weaknesses: chocolate, sob stories, cute children, tends to forget to eat.
Special Skills: Master of Tickle Fu, accomplished snuggler, can make a pc sit up and beg, Maker of Cheesey Queso goodness.
Weapons: Big brown eyes, Innocent exterior, sharp teeth, nails, kitchen knives, sporks, plush toys of doom.
Sporkmaster: They who control the great Spork Of Doom